No Gremlins this weekend...

We all know the rules...

- No food after midnight

- No getting wet

- No bright lights

... and we all know what happens if we ignore them!

In the build up to this weekend's semi-final vs May & Baker, the Gaffer wants to avoid any potential banana skins and as such has reminded the squad of their responsibilities in the quest for a first ever Cup Final.

Taking inspiration from a band of mischievous munchkins a gentle reminder has been issued to all for the next 4 days. - All meals should be eaten early in the evening and be as healthy as possible... meaning Lucy's Friday evening kebab is embargoed.

- No standing around in the rain, next to anyone with a runny nose or in a draughty corridor to minimise any likelihood of colds, coughs or Coronavirus... meaning new filters on Dean's Tinder profile and a different rendezvous point for possible dates.

- No bright lights from WhatsApp chats about a game that too many are wondering of they will make the squad. Every squad member has been issued with their tactical document, meeting time and demands for clean boots.

We all have our superstitions and pre-match rituals, but resting, relaxing and refuelling properly should be at the top of the list. We all get nervous before a big game, with so much at stake, even at our age, but now is the time for cool heads. After the game we can celebrate whatever the score... with birthday weekends for the current Mrs Gaffer, Lucy & Ev' (we just hope the game does not go into Extra Time and make us late for dinner!)