Wally of the week was introduced in pre-season with the aim to foster team spirit, hold individuals to account and recognise unwanted achievements.
The awarding of the trophy is primarily based on non-footballing reasons and is open to recommendations from any team members.
The Gaffer determines the Wally of the Week - no appeals are accepted.
Each winner is obliged to decorate the cup before handing it back... no decoration means that you automatically retain the cup. Following the addition of a living organism to the trophy, the winner is obliged to keep the plant alive during their tenure to help us work towards carbon neutrality.
There will be a forfeit for the season winner (or if you win the trophy 3 times in a row).
Steptoe
Wearing gold boots & not knowing what an Inside Forward is
Woodsy
Mocking The Gaffer & spreading rumours about Liverpool
Babs & Splinters
Wearing Silver boots and bring nothing back from Ghana for the boys apart from a dose of something
Dean
Wearing white boots, needing a junior size Captain's armband, flatulence and his Tinder profile
Curfew
Working very hard and very late at the office,,, every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday evening and Saturday afternoon
Gaffer
For screwing up the instructions in using the FA Matchday App. It is not as easy to use as the bigwigs claim it is!
Splinters
For not making a team building session in the pub due to attending his Daughter's Boyfriend's Mum's 50th Birthday party despite the fact that she is actually 63
Sonic
For wilfully destroying a new pair of club shorts with a pair of scissors to get them over his fat ankles.
Kermit
For shamelessly trying bribe his way into the Gaffer's affections and team selections on a night out.
Lofty
For trying to avoid winning the now remote-controlled, fully-illuminated and music-playing WotW trophy by driving to football in his Porsche, claiming it won't fit in.
James
For inappropriate WhatsApp messages and solicitation of goods/services from his bedroom.... and certainly not at those prices for second hand "toys"